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lucky-33: June 2011 Our third and final Meet & Greet for the RCBB crowd. These things were a lot of work, and a lot of money out of pocket. We usually ended up short on funds for them, but we were very fortunate that some generous party attendees
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unclefather: neptunevelvet: I just realised that “society” views a guy doing, whatever he did, to a food as sex but people still think if a lesbian has only ever been with girls than she’s a virgin “technically”. He fucked a hot pocket. Are
878k: wow this guy fucks a hot pocket Versacepoptarts
ghdos: kingjaffejoffer: tastefullyoffensive: Honest Slogans [more]Previously: Sites Renamed for the Reason Why We Visit Them That hot pocket slogan touched my soul with accuracy. The one about McDonald’s actually formed a tear in the corner of
My life is a constant battle between not wanting to be fat, and that last hot pocket sitting in the freezer.
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libraryvixen: hot pocket non vorrei fare lo sborone ma ci riesco anche io…
vanillycheesecake:young adult Raven alone on a friday night eating a molten hot pocket and watching the cooking channel with her titties out.
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Channeling our inner Stevie Nicks. With lofididntdie
housebearsofatlanta: housebearsofatlanta: jussaguddude: bigboyzplace: THIS IS MY SEXIEST CRUSH……DAMMMM Sexy thickness Hot pockets so sexy Just once I wish I could see this guy naked woof ! So thick so hot
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tukut: today, February 24, 2014, i regretfully inform u all that a boy made a vine of himself . fucking a hot pocket. this is what our society has come to. this is the world we live in now. let it sink in. I know, It’s rough . but we have to accept
allyson-wonderlnd:momcore420:deathgripsforcutie:nicklugo:what the fuck this is next level shit The official controller of #GamerGate the endless loop is slaying me. once he finishes his hot pocket he goes right back to the microwave to make another
tgemini: resplendentdreams: mraaronquinn: tastefullyoffensive: Honest Slogans [more]Previously: Sites Renamed for the Reason Why We Visit Them Lmfaooooo!!! seriously LOLing The hot pockets one got me
herpole1fan: i’d love to feel her mega cock inside my hot pocket … . .
just-shower-thoughts: You can’t actually buy HOT pockets—They’re cold pockets… you need to supply the heat yourself. Don’t succumb to Nestle’s web of lies.
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slbtumblng: riendonut: If a drawing looks good or finished to you, always upload it online. You’ll instantly see everything that’s wrong with it and how incompetent you are and how much you really just wanna eat Hot Pockets and die Life facts.
vanillycheesecake: young adult Raven alone on a friday night eating a molten hot pocket and watching the cooking channel with her titties out. < |D’‘‘‘‘‘
princesswetkitty: a vagina is a pocket to hold a penis. a warm pocket. a hot pocket. pepperoni hot pocket. pepperoni pizza. mmm pizza. Totally legitimate thought process.
Well… I mean… I really want a hot pocket…. *goes out to look for child sacrifices*
johndoenumber3: hot pocket of sex…
this friend of mine showed me a video of a lady having sex with a watermelon, so I don’t even know why a teenage boy jamming his dick into a hot pocket would be news worthy. When I was a teenager I would have put my dick into a seductive tree if my
oh and like a million boxes of corndogs and hot pockets in my deep freezer.
gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable junk food. and microwavable pork rinds. i even shop like a loser bachelor, milk and cigarettes. i dont even like milk. but i buy milk constantly. i keep milk.
so i got these hashbrown hot pocket things from jimmy dean and god fucking damnit I LOVE america
iamaleximusprime: tgemini: resplendentdreams: mraaronquinn: tastefullyoffensive: Honest Slogans [more]Previously: Sites Renamed for the Reason Why We Visit Them Lmfaooooo!!! seriously LOLing The hot pockets one got me I lost it at the Bugles
phil-the-stone: ninetyninthprecinct: cookiexmilk: I love those otps that are like person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces,
weaselette-regeneration: unclefather: dogpuppy: I have so many questions What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? How did he know that they had them? How did he know which
shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT ENJOY
grimrapper: in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping
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*puts plate of hot pockets on shelf and closes door* *is confused as to where the number pad is* *realizes the refrigerator does not work as a microwave*
nsome: djavjr: gilbertsenpai: failureismydestiny: so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes NO how do you accidentally just leave a hot pocket alone for 45 minutes nigga wasnt
thuglivelihood: oomshi: My parents gave me a heated bed in an attempt to warm my cold soul but I’m still cold on the inside but now warm on the outside like a hot pocket
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just-shower-thoughts: Hot Pockets should make a “Desert Pockets” category. They could have sweet shells filled with desert stuff. I’d end up with the diabeetus
foodffs: hot pocket cookies, similar to samosaGET THE RECIPE: https://www.pepperbowl.com/hot-pocket-cookies/FOLLOW ON TUMBLR: http://pepperbowl.tumblr.com/Follow for recipesIs this how you roll?
i-o-u-a-fall: nooby-banana: farareusis: angeldicks: pants with fake pockets suit jackets with fake pockets FAKE POCKETS ~HOT POCKETS~
craving-nomz: Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets with Mustard Butter
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wild-whorlax: bigtuna108: just-shower-thoughts: Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones. Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for
someoneatethis: We’ve posted images of these Hot Pockets®™ Lil’ Cheeseburger Shooters, or whatever the fuck they’re called, before. And the joke was always like, “Ha ha grosssss it’s like a hot butthole.” But what. the. fuck. This actually
babygonzo: unclefather: dogpuppy: I have so many questions What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? how did he know the hot pockets would be in there
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best-shower-thoughts: Hot Pockets always seem to have cold pockets. (source)
I have so many questions What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?